do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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