problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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