It's like God shit irony all over that family
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Michael Bay diarrhea
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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