he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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