i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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