yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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