I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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