i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
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