We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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