i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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