in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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