Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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