this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
