therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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