This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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