Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
