): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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