Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
im having a threesome with these popsicles
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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