I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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