No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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