I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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