i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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