I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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