I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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