How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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