I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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