I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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