doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He has the fingertips of a God
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