So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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