Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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