He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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