READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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