I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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