I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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