I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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