Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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