Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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