let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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