eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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