I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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