that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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