Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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