windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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