I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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