Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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