scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
home. puking in laundry basket.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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