I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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