would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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