i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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