am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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