She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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