shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She's the barista slut.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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