Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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