May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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