Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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