I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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